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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:37:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I would like to thank everyone who has tolerated my angsty awkwardness from December until now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surviving the Bob break up, the Chad rebound, and the following fallouts as-a-result-of with me deserves an award.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/li_kao/119935944/in/set-72057594093745618/&quot;&gt;cuttlefish&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And how angry will you all be when I ONCE AGAIN change journal names?</description>
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  <lj:music>Sonic Youth - Unmade Bed</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:50:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I am once again sick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even after forsaking the social scene yesterday for rest, I was unable to sleep last night because of being incredibly uncomfortable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today was more of the same.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A rough throat and mild nausea.&lt;br /&gt;And Rugby practice brought a new concussion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I am sorry for fleeing Dom/Dave&apos;s early.&lt;br /&gt;I was half dead and no good anyways.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:38:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mothersagainstnoise.us/&quot;&gt;Mothers Against Noise.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Dead Machines - Futures</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:48:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Hey, Habu...</title>
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  <description>O&apos; Androse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you think of your beloved &lt;a href=&quot;http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/&quot;&gt;game theory&lt;/a&gt; now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keep me up late with your chats of silicon and poetry.&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll make you suffer this weekend.</description>
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  <lj:music>Catatonia - Dead from the Waist Down</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:21:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>PDA</title>
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  <description>I am dating &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_piezocuttlefish&apos; lj:user=&apos;piezocuttlefish&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://piezocuttlefish.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://piezocuttlefish.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;piezocuttlefish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This does not necessarilly mean he&apos;s dating me.</description>
  <lj:music>Deerhoof - Panda Panda Panda</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 22:07:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Time to sever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most will stay, some will go.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:15:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Music Libre</title>
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  <description>I am sick.&lt;br /&gt;So I will not be going outside today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Challenge Me&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve wanted to make a mix CD project.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Let me make you a mix CD.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will make you a mix of either:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A. Music you may have never heard and &lt;br /&gt;or &lt;br /&gt;B. Music that reminds me of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This offer is open to even those I only talk to on LJ/Online&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I will mail you the mix.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am also catching up on knitting/beltprojects today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;POST NOTE:&amp;nbsp; I&apos;ll contact you about a mailing address?</description>
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  <lj:music>Hayden - As Bad as They Seem</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:20:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This is the shift that would not end.</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m too loose with my favors to the bruter sex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shall be more prudent with my kisses :).</description>
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  <lj:music>Amon Tobin - Like Regular Chickens</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:20:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Announcement Myriad</title>
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  <description>The day was glorious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you&lt;br /&gt;Thank you&lt;br /&gt;Thank you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look what I got.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/ubersnoo/ohstriped.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image hosting by Photobucket&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh striped goodness, how I adore thee.&lt;br /&gt;Lloyd you motherfucker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Announcement&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Waxwing Serenade is almost finished and I already have a couple of nibbles for it.&lt;br /&gt;Thank you to anyone who has had to wipe the beaded tears from my plump rosey cheeks.&lt;br /&gt;Five months.  &lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t believe it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Announcement Deux&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heading to Denton/Dallas area for the Easter weekend (That&apos;d be April 14th for you heathens)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day is dedicated to witnessing Ryan&apos;s electric needle torture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All other hanging out is on a first ask/first scheduled basis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Announcement Trois&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m entering a virginal semi-charmed firaxis.&lt;br /&gt;Expect introspective posts for the duration of this moon.</description>
  <lj:music>The Shins - New Slang</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:59:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>now heaven&apos;s closed it&apos;s gates</title>
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  <description>Why is there a social stygma associated with body modification?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is it unacceptable to have visable tattoos or piercings on a job?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With how common place its becomming, the idea of a piece of body art is no longer much for shock value.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I do end up teaching, I hope that body modification is more accepted by the time I graduate.&lt;br /&gt;Otherwise I will be the strange teacher with holes in her face that always wears long sleeves and ties.</description>
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  <lj:music>Emilliana Torrini - Sunny Road</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:10:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>all is right with the world</title>
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  <description>Got home from camping last spring.&lt;br /&gt;Saw people, places and things.&lt;br /&gt;We barely had arrived,&lt;br /&gt;Friends asked us to describe&lt;br /&gt;The people, places and every last thing.&lt;br /&gt;So we unpacked our adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I unpacked &quot;frustrating&quot; first.&lt;br /&gt;Reached in and found the word &quot;worst&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;Then I picked &quot;soggy&quot; and&lt;br /&gt;Next I picked &quot;foggy&quot; and&lt;br /&gt;Then I was ready to tell them my tale.&lt;br /&gt;&apos;Cause I&apos;d unpacked my adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adjectives are words you use to really describe things,&lt;br /&gt;Handy words to carry around.&lt;br /&gt;Days are sunny or they&apos;re rainy&lt;br /&gt;Boys are dumb or else they&apos;re brainy&lt;br /&gt;Adjectives can show you which way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adjectives are often used to help us compare things,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To say how thin, how fat, how short, how tall.&lt;br /&gt;Girls who are tall can get taller,&lt;br /&gt;Boys who are small can get smaller,&lt;br /&gt;Till one is the tallest&lt;br /&gt;And the other&apos;s the smallest of all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We hiked along without care.&lt;br /&gt;Then we ran into a bear.&lt;br /&gt;He was a hairy bear,&lt;br /&gt;He was a scary bear,&lt;br /&gt;We beat a hasty retreat from his lair.&lt;br /&gt;And described him with adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whoah!  Boy, that was one big, ugly bear!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can even make adjectives out of the other parts of speech, like&lt;br /&gt;verbs or nouns.  All you have to do is tack on an ending, like &quot;ic&quot;&lt;br /&gt;or &quot;ish&quot; or &quot;ary&quot;.  For example, this boy can grow up to be a huge&lt;br /&gt;man, but still have a boyish face.  &quot;Boy&quot; is a noun, but the ending&lt;br /&gt;&quot;ish&quot; makes it an adjective.  &quot;Boyish&quot;: that describes the huge&lt;br /&gt;man&apos;s face.  Get it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next time you go on a trip,&lt;br /&gt;Remember this little tip:&lt;br /&gt;The minute you get back,&lt;br /&gt;They&apos;ll ask you this and that,&lt;br /&gt;You can describe people, places and things...&lt;br /&gt;Simply unpack your adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;You can do it with adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;Tell them &apos;bout it with adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;You can shout it with adjectives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS:&amp;nbsp; I want to see &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sonyclassics.com/devilanddaniel/DevilAndDanielJohnston_trlr_300.mov&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
  <lj:music>Daniel Johnston - Unpack Your Adjectives</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 23:46:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_pdbogen&apos; lj:user=&apos;pdbogen&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://pdbogen.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://pdbogen.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;pdbogen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; adopted me for the weekend and fed me and allowed me to forsake him for his x-box.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This small vacation away from Ol&apos; Sparky and the social complexities of Houston is just what I needed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel refreshed and ready to take on the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am taking on&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000A6U2GQ/sr=8-4/qid=1143416861/ref=pd_bbs_4/103-5508787-1752667?%5Fencoding=UTF8&quot;&gt;Noam Chomsky - Hegemony or Survival&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would anyone like to join?&amp;lt;/lj&amp;gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Bjork - Heirloom</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:35:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Have you ever looked at picture&apos;s of your ex&apos;s exes and thought...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;damn...I feel attractive&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*cringe*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While I don&apos;t think I&apos;m a hideous troll (&apos;cause I&apos;m a gnome..duh), its sad when in comparision of the smallest/prettiest/least trashy looking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can&apos;t help but feel like there&apos;s something I don&apos;t know about myself though.</description>
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  <lj:music>Andrew Bird - Lull</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:21:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>college sex</title>
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  <description>My roommate was making out with another girl this morning when she thought I was asleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which is fine by me, because I had a wet dream last night that I probably talked through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is by far not my worst college sex story,&lt;br /&gt;but does anyone have any better?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>&apos;pid demahdi</title>
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&lt;td&gt;Snoo took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Seeks an affectionate relationship, offering fulfi...&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.colorquiz.com/cgi-bin/results.cgi?do=print_blog&amp;amp;picked1=3,2,5,6,7,1,4,0,1&amp;amp;picked2=1,4,6,3,2,5,0,7,0&amp;amp;sex=f&amp;amp;blog_name=Snoo&quot;&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to read the rest of the results.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>The Faint - Symptom Finger</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 20:56:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>as per siberiankisses</title>
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  <description>Toadies - Tyler is about rape?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WTF.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(14:48:51) Melawen Telemnar: Tylers about rape?!!?&lt;br /&gt;(14:49:00) ricketz0r: yes?&lt;br /&gt;(14:49:03) Melawen Telemnar: Goddamn&lt;br /&gt;(14:49:05) Melawen Telemnar: NEver knew&lt;br /&gt;(14:49:16) Melawen Telemnar: MY friend Scott did that song for a talent show in JR High&lt;br /&gt;(14:49:33) ricketz0r: haha cool&lt;br /&gt;(14:49:36) ricketz0r: its a good song&lt;br /&gt;(14:51:17) Melawen Telemnar: *looking at the lyrics* I still don&apos;t see it&lt;br /&gt;(14:51:45) ricketz0r: he breaks into her house yo&lt;br /&gt;(14:52:01) Melawen Telemnar: Maybe shes into that?&lt;br /&gt;(14:52:06) Melawen Telemnar: OR he sneaking pass her parents?&lt;br /&gt;(14:52:31) ricketz0r: haha i dunno my friends are big fans and told me it was about rape&lt;br /&gt;(14:52:49) Melawen Telemnar: This is sooo getting a livejournal post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still not seeing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.geocities.com/jasbush21/lyrics.html#tyler&quot;&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jasbush21/lyrics.html#tyler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Opinions?</description>
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  <lj:music>Toadies - Tyler</lj:music>
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  <lj:mood>confused</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:20:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>As of today, I&apos;m adopted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now my legal documents can have the last name that I can&apos;t spell or pronounce.&lt;br /&gt;FUH YEAH!!!</description>
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  <lj:music>Coldplay - Don&apos;t Panic</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Coldplay - Don&apos;t Panic</media:title>
  <lj:mood>happy</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:42:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>last ditch attempt</title>
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  <description>According to my mom, the last form I should need (for now) is more than likely with my sister...or more accurately, her husband who does my mom&apos;s taxes and actually keeps track of things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I will more than likely be needing to make a woodlands excursion this weekend. :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please please please let her have it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight I roadtripped with someone I&apos;d known for two hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People are fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And recently Bob has seemed to just hate me.&lt;br /&gt;Would anyone else like to despise my existance while I&apos;m at a low point?</description>
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  <lj:music>Weezer - Island in the Sun</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Weezer - Island in the Sun</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 22:51:19 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Once again, my financial aid has had another screw up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My financial aid for next year is already perfect and signed off for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This year though?&lt;br /&gt;Goddamnit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This nightmare will never end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*lives in constant fear of being kicked out.*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I vow that the next fuck up that happens, I will drop out.&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m seriously on the verge of tears with all the work I&apos;ve had to do to stay in college this year.&lt;br /&gt;Everything I do just wards off the beast for another couple of weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why do I have to have such shitty parents?&lt;br /&gt;Why couldn&apos;t I have been born a year earlier?&lt;br /&gt;(And why do my friends feel like they need to fix their mistakes?  Connor&apos;s my fucking friend, not my wealthy uncle.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It shouldn&apos;t be this hard.</description>
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  <lj:music>Joanna Newsom - Book of Right On</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:28:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I will never &lt;b&gt;ever&lt;/b&gt; go to Java Jazz.  &lt;br /&gt;Regardless of who is playing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kill whitey yo.</description>
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  <lj:music>Saves the Day - At Your Funeral</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Saves the Day - At Your Funeral</media:title>
  <lj:mood>aggravated</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>T-Shirt Rant</title>
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  <description>Despite having one of the most awesome selections of artists ever, I will never purchase tshirts from Kung Fu Nation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sizing is shit and they utilize sweatshops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All this AND they&apos;re overpriced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I might not agree with American Apparel&apos;s upper level ethics, but at least their sizing is...human shaped? and there&apos;s not a myriad of sweatshops being employed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also think its funny that many other band merchs are cheaper and use AA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boggle?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is well known that I&apos;ve been collecting band tshirts for 8 years (12 if you count the concerts Brock took me to).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I recently passed the 100 mark and then realized &quot;Many of these are Size L - XL....which I do not wear anymore&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soon I&apos;ll be doing a t-shirt give-away.</description>
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  <lj:music>The Mountain Goats - No Children</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">The Mountain Goats - No Children</media:title>
  <lj:mood>exhausted</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 22:57:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Eeyah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m missing &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_piezocuttlefish&apos; lj:user=&apos;piezocuttlefish&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://piezocuttlefish.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://piezocuttlefish.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;piezocuttlefish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grrrrr.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:52:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>three relationship observations</title>
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  <description>1. Proximity will keep Brent and I from ever being together.&lt;br /&gt;(I can stand the San Antonio, but I&apos;m moving even farther soon.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. I have emotional attatchment to Bob that shouldn&apos;t be there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;s&gt;3. Everytime I become interested in Aaron, I realize he irks me.&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fixed.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:48:07 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I do wish people could be more straightforward with me.&lt;br /&gt;I originally typed that &quot;than me&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes people.&lt;br /&gt;Not a person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again.&lt;br /&gt;I do not read minds.&lt;br /&gt;I didn&apos;t take enough spheres in it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Snoo likes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Twilight Imperium.&lt;br /&gt;Lebanese food.&lt;br /&gt;Feeling smrt.&lt;br /&gt;(smrt.)&lt;br /&gt;The safeness of Bob.&lt;br /&gt;Night Watch.&lt;br /&gt;Becoming more concrete.&lt;br /&gt;(in values.)&lt;br /&gt;Getting herself learned.&lt;br /&gt;Being sought after. &lt;br /&gt;(damsel syndrome)&lt;br /&gt;MewRobert.&lt;br /&gt;The potential for a clean MewRobert appartment.&lt;br /&gt;Super Happy Fun Land.&lt;br /&gt;Mild androgynous tendencies.&lt;br /&gt;Those who use their livejournals/blogs. &lt;br /&gt;(because I&apos;m too lazy to keep up with everyone)&lt;br /&gt;Vespertine.&lt;br /&gt;Connectivity.&lt;br /&gt;Happiness.&lt;br /&gt;The Sonic Youth rereleases I am now in possession of.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Straightfowardness.&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Sonic Youth - Unmade Bed</lj:music>
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  <lj:mood>chipper</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 20:33:39 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Problem:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am completely uninterested in someone I should be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Solutions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way this is going to be even more hyper-analyzation.</description>
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  <lj:music>Architecture in Helsinki - The Cemetery</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Architecture in Helsinki - The Cemetery</media:title>
  <lj:mood>cold</lj:mood>
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